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Stayover at Agnes jiejie's house
Sunday, December 14, 2008 @ 5:16 PM

12 Dec, Friday

Belinda and I went to Tampines Mall to like, erm, try to find underwear.
It's actually quite hard to find lol. ANYWAY, got them, walked around a bit then went to the basement shops for lunch/ early dinner.

Bought that taiwan meesua thingy, then we realised; NO TABLES AND CHAIRS AVAILABLE. So I, the awesomely smart person, decided to go to the void decks nearby where there were those public tables and chairs. Mainly for old people I think, since they're always there in a small groups chatting.

Belinda was like starving. Like literally starving so badly, she ate her noodles waaaay fast. She was done when I was only halfway through lol. So I gave her a bit of mine since I wasn't that hungry.


Went back to buy some snacks and donuts, walked around more, then called Agness jiejie cos we were supposed to go sleepover at her house for the whole weekend.

Met her at Outram Park, and we didn't know exactly where to meet, so Belinda and I just walked out and called her, and the convo went something like:

Agnes jiejie: Where are you now?
Me: Uh.. we just walked out of the train station.
A: Oh, which exit?
M: o__o I dno.
A: Do you see any road?
M: Yea.... I uh, see.. cars.
A: *laughs* okok, slowly, what do you see?
M: *looks across the road* Oh, Health Sciences Authority building.
A: OKOK, I think I know where already, haha.

I feel so dumb sometimes lol. I see cars. Nice one.

Anyway, we went to Raffles town club(I think) for dinner in this Jap restaurant. But I didn't know we were going there and I was like wearing shorts, so Agnes jiejie asked the guy if I could enter. Then he said, "Actually that's only for guys."
MEANS GIRLS CAN WEAR ANYTHING!
Coooool. I never knew. HAHA. Gender biasness is good sometimes.

We ordered the lobster set, and the lobster was like, raw, still in its shell and head and everything, with only its back shell removed and some fish roe added on top of the exposed meat. We started eating, and when Agnes jiejie tried to turn it so that its easier to get the meat, THE LOSTER FREAKING MOVED!
It's leg thingys started twitching and moving OMG! We three were just like sitting there all petrified and stoned. Like, can you believe we just ate from that?! EE.

But I continued eating it after anyway. Then I got high trying to poke it and see if it moves again. Apparently it still twitched a little bit from time to time but well, at least it didn't crawl off the plate or something. And we put like the flower (from the decoration) and leaf on its head so like, maybe it might be a female or a gay lobster and like flowers. And the leaf was just to stop it from staring at us. Since lobsters have no eyelids.

Later my sis and Roy korkor joined us but they barely ate anything at all. Rushed home to watch Little Nyonya (idk-why but like everyone I know is also addicted to it HAHA). And Agnes jiejie said she was addicted to it cos she"wants to see how cruel they can get". WOW.

I think we went for supper. Or did we not...
Ah anyway, went to sleep really late cos like my sister and belinda were talking about GUYS.
Sigh.
I think I got a hormone-less puberty. I didn't even have the acne stage. (most people have it what.)

Saturday

At breakfast we started talking so much, like how we killed insects/ animals when we were innocent little kids. (Somehow I was the only one without a cruel story. Apparently they say that youngest siblings seldom have it.)

Went swimming, and I freaking forgot how to swim. It's all uncoordinated now. And everyone's like HOW CAN YOU FORGET HOW TO SWIM! Once you know you won't forget one! BLABLABLA.
I happen to be an anomaly, okay?

So I just soaked in the pool till my fingers went numb, and Hazel and Charlotte came (with their mum and aunt and grandma). Hazel gets sooo high. She keeps repeating stuff and laughing and splashing lol. And charlotte is I think still too young to get high. She can't swim also so she lies on her tummy on the baby pool step and pretends to be swimming HAHA. So cute. She's like one plop of chubbiness there.

Went to NYP's dance thing that evening, then Agnes jiejie and Roy korkor came to pick us up and went for supper. HAHA, IceKachang. AGAIN. We ordered extra ah-tap-chee (or however you spell it). They only got 6 I GOT 7. I'm always so lucky. :D

Sunday

Went straight for lunch since we woke up late.
Chicken rice. Lol, they origami everything. Like you knwo how restaurants put the spoons and forks on a serviette? They put theirs in an origami-ed green paper. And idk if it is, but their 'hats' look like they folded it themselves also..
But the food was nice lah.

Went to Queensway mall to find Nike dunks for Belinda, AND, I saw this GAY.
A super stylish one. HAHHAHA.
He wore like, a tight hot pink shirt, with a black vest over. Knee-length black shorts, skin-coloured stockings, white girlish high boots.
Imagine that. But I doubt it'll be accurate. You gotta see for yourself.

Dinner was at this bak kut teh place where the walls were like plastered with photos of the oldman owner with celebrities. Okay, we get the drift that it's famous. But.. somehow the number of photos there was a bit..over.

Oh, in the car back, we were saying how this guy with prostate cancer had to have his penis removed, then the doctor cut off his pinky finger to modify it into a new penis.
Sounds gross I know. But apparently the guy who underwent the operation said his penis and the functions were exactly the same as before. o__o

Then we started talking about gays, and gay hairstylists, and then Roy korkor suddenly started doing the gay hand flick. ROFLMAOOL.
So yea, that was it.