It can happen once, twice, but what of trice?
Wednesday, September 03, 2008 @ 6:20 PM
I, am Master Shi-fu. The one beside me is Master Wu Gui/ Dewaine.
Went to dewaine's again!
Basically went tanning with her, camwhored, ate, went to Shell's, etc etc.
Yea, was pretty fun and i dno why but dewaine got so amused at the following convversation:
(We were talking about cars and houses)
Me: My father owns a plane uh!
Dewaine: WOAH! "don't mess with me, my father is a pilot"
You know the 911? You mess with me I do a re-enactment of it. (my plane
crash into your house).
*laughs hysterically*
Uh huh okay...was it funny? Or maybe I just am immune to my own lamosity?
Oh! And in the reading room we shared it with this random guy, and although we were divided by this partition, we could hear everything.
First, we heard some music and dewaine and i stared at each other. Then the music stopped and he said "Hello?"
We burst out laughing. Cos that's a hella gay ringtone.
And even his voice was like....slightly feminine? LOL.
And we did more nonsensical stuff. ;D
Like eating this superly hard cheese garlic baguette which was a total rip-off from 7-eleven.
We tried 'disecting' it in her kitchen and dewaine took out all the knives and choppers and still the bread would not budge. AND THEN!! MIGHTY CONSTANCE TO THE RESCUE!!
I went up, grabbed the stupid long baguette, and broke it with my bare hands. (which strangely made me feel like one of the disciples who broke and distributed the bread. Some Bible thingy lah.)
Anyway,
I am The Ultimate.
Jumping on, dewaine was blogging all our stupid unglam pictures when her father called and we were like ZOMG! cos he said he was gonna come home. And I, like some scandalous/illegal immigrant, had to leave HAHA so funny.
On the bus home, I was at the standing place and I heard this guy behind me talking on his phone. He was speaking chinese in a slight China accent...and there's something about China chinese people-- their laughs literally go like HA HA HA. Like they summon alllll the 'qi' from their diaghrams (speeling?) then push it all out in a 'gentle' yet hearty laugh. o_0 im not doing a good job of explaining it but yea..
Oh and I so have to say this; i was walking back and I suddenly got a shock. And made worse by my walking speed (faster than average). So yea, I was walking and I suddenly jerked back--there was this white lizard (about the length of my entire foot) that was standing inches from my foot, with its evil beady eyes staring right at my leg. AND!! there was this reddish patch on its head which I later figured to be blood. GROSSSSSSSS. I remember that SS lesson when I was stoning and leaning back on my chair when I suddenly heard this PLAT. So I traced the sound and THERE IT WAS, THAT OBNOXIOUS WHITE BABY LIZARD, sprawled so comfortably on my foolscap pad, its butt facing my ghastly face. I was obviously mortified but i somehow never have the ability to scream, unlike any other SACian. I handled it like a (total) man and hit the bottom of my foolscap pad and it got flicked onto the floor where it freaked the hell outta Natalie.
Somehow white lizards are attracted to me...please tell me its a case of "Opposites attract".
But whatever,I am still The Ultimate.
...geez its raining so darn heavily now. I shall go close my windows..
OMG ROFL, GUESS WHAT. I went to close my windows when i slipped (oh-so-gracefully at that) and landed on my knee (like proposing). HAHAHHAA nah, doesn't hurt. But I think I re-injured my wrist. Like stretched the skin there...and FYI, I'm not one of those emotionally low people who self-mutilate. Plus I forgot how i hurt the skin on my wrist before that...
Anyway, these few days/nights i've been reduced to a dull snivelling kid. Maybe its the rain...cos i somehow mysteriously am directly influenced by weather or something. Mhm, I've been having countless sneezing fits and runnynoses. How sad is that?
So....take care and don't catch my sneezing fits.
